Wednesday, April 15, 2009
As if there aren't enough freaks in my life already. Why do people speak or write or type english when they obviously can't.
1. The right way: "How are you?"
The wrong way: "hey, how u going?"
Comment: Go where?
2. The right way: "Would you mind to be my friend?"
The wrong way: "can we make a friend?"
Comment: If you expect me to make a baby with you and befriend the baby and
you, you're nuts and positively a pervert too. Make a friend. Crap.
3. The right way: "I am fine." or "I am doing very well."
The wrong way: "I am in the well."
Comment: Great, why don't you tell me how do you get there?
Aww shucks. Shut up if you can't speak properly.
Eat my sock,