Friday, April 18, 2008

Alex's love story with Archana

We are in the auditorium now waiting for the class to start and Alex saw Edmund and Lala planning each other's death so he decided to reveal his romantic death which he and his wife, Archana is planning. It was very...erm. Unique.


So here's Alex's story, with random interruption from me, the great story teller.

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Alex said he's planning a love story death scene beginning from the plot of Titanic, continuing with A Walk To Remember and ending with The Butterfly Lovers 梁祝. It starts with Alex ad Archana going on a cruise . There will be that scene when Archana stands in the front deck of the ship and Alex holding him from behind, and Arhcana saying she thinks she's flying. Then Archana will drop the blue diamond necklace into the ocean when Alex didn't notice and all that. *[But then Eva was very concerned that in the end Alex won't be able to sink into the icy water like Jack did, because Alex kinda had some fat between his skin and muscles. Well, base of the theory that hippos don't sink because they are FAT, so I think that scene will be a lil' hard on Alex's part.]*







Then, thank God for Alex's wit, he decided that it wouldn't go that far so the story will continue with Alex making a telescope for Archana like in A Walk To Remember. The story will be all lovey dovey until Archana finds out that she had leukimia. Alex and Archana then embraces and cry soo soo hard. *[But then Eva suddenly thought of another issue. Due to Alex's extra ordinary body size, he might be blocking too much of the screen and the scene would not be romantic anymore because the audience won't be able to see Archana, who is totally blocked off by Alex.]*



But don't worrry, Alex still has a back up story line. He's going to switch to the ending. Archana suddenly looks like a guy now, with the complete chinese scholar outfit that comes with a hat, a stack of books and the chinese instrument Qin 琴. Alex meets Archana in an old time China school. They soon become friends until one day, Alex and Archana, under unintended circumstances shares a bed. Archana mumbled something in her dreams and Alex thought she need some help taking off something that is on her back. That is when Alex found out that she is using a long cloth to tied up her chest to hide her identity as a woman.



The plot takes a sharp change when Archana was called home by her parents to marry a rich major's son, who is in this case, happen to be Ali. When Alex found out about the engagement he rushed all the way to Archana's hometown to ask for her hand in marriage, but all is too late. Archana's parents forbid them to see each other ever again. Alex's stuborn and undying love only results in getting beaten up by the servants of Archana's father. After that, Alex could scarcely recover from the wounds so he decided to write a love letter for his beloved Archana. While he is writing he got too emotional and vormited blood. He died eventually.



During the day when Arhcana is going marry Ali, the carriage goes about the route to Alex's grave. *[Eva thought the grave must be huge to be able to contain Alex body, and the tombstone won't be any smaller either.]* Then there is this storm that make Archana realize she is near the grave of her fiance. She runs out shouting "Alex, my husband~" , kneeling at the tombstone sobbing her heart out. *[Eva wonders which part of the tombstone, it must be as huge as the Great Wall of China itself.]*








It was then when the tombstone breaks open. *[Eva thanks God it didn't crush poor Archana.]* Archana's tears are washed away by the rain and she jumps into the grave to join her beloved Alex. When all is done, a white light shines out from the grave and two butterflies flew out from the grave. The one which is darker and smaller is the female one, which flew high and away into the skies, while a fair big butterfly is just to huge and heavy to fly. Eva thought she heard Alex's voice calling out to her wife.




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HAHA,
Eva

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

then what is the writer's story?so eager to know!

writer said...
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Anonymous said...

the author removes comments?

Anonymous said...

i'm afraid so. i tink the writer believes in censorship.

Anonymous said...

afraid not..it was just some 'juicy' comments..wakakaz..i saw it.

Anonymous said...

i'm afraid tis will hv to go soon too.

Alex Steinert Miles said...

bla bla blah.... I will get your butt for calling me fat... i will make sure you taste them...

Anonymous said...

Haha...i guess that will go *poof* as well

Y.B. Mohamed Sirajudin & Arwyn Saini Co.(Including Lingam and Pak Lah) said...

Ladies and gentlemen,this story is creative and nice and should get an Oscar for screen play.However,the character appearing in this story makes me uncomfortable and feel like vomitting.Thus,in other words,please censor the cat in the play in order to help the society.Stop polluting the younger generations mind!!!!!

VERY GOOD!!....WRRRRRIIITE DOWN IN YOUR NOTES...You ought to know right now.Now I reaaly wonder will there be any Chappati for Alex's dinner tonight...

nathan said...

clap...clap...clap...
nice story!
but sad Alex has been pijak-ed hardly.

Anonymous said...

Alex despises me....at least it should be andrew.

writer said...

Oh well, u can place ur requests, I'll try to make something up for u guys =P

Nabila said...

haha to alex.

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